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Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.
"Guys i drank three bottles of water and now i gotta piss like a pregnant woman, i'll be back."
by weedmokers9999 September 06, 2005

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The act of smoking a cigarette or stogie through a hole in ones neck. This word was derived from the people who have a hole in their trachea (which they smoke from) and pronounce "smoking" as "moking" because they can't pronouce the "s" sound.
Pronounced = "mo-king" or "moke"
old man- *using a voice box* "mmmm Jimmm and I....mmm we went moking after work"
by WeedMokers9999 September 06, 2005

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