2 definitions by weedmokers9999

moking

The act of smoking a cigarette or stogie through a hole in ones neck. This word was derived from the people who have a hole in their trachea (which they smoke from) and pronounce "smoking" as "moking" because they can't pronouce the "s" sound.
Pronounced = "mo-king" or "moke"

old man- *using a voice box* "mmmm Jimmm and I....mmm we went moking after work"

by weedmokers9999 September 6, 2005

piss like a pregnant woman

Having to piss so excruciately bad that you feel as if your bladder will bust like a pregnant woman's water.

"Guys i drank three bottles of water and now i gotta piss like a pregnant woman, i'll be back."

by weedmokers9999 September 6, 2005