Precision Airstrike

You and your boy are both in urgent need to use the bathroom during a night on the town, but you get there only to find that there is but one stall left. You look into each others eyes, and in a moment of bro-to-bro interconnected brainwaves, you both know what has to be done.
The Precision Airstrike.
Bro #1 has to drop a deuce, meanwhile bro #2 has to let the forbidden golden juice flow. You double up on the toilet. Bro # 1 takes his shit, hence the Airstrike, while bro # 2 urinates in the small gap in the front of the toilet, between bro # 1’s thighs and penis. Hence the first word of the term; Precision.

Congratulations, you’ve successfully completed the coveted Precision Airstrike, reserved for only the closest of bro’s.

Me and Tyler were at a party the other night, and had to use the Precision Airstrike to maximize personal time management and party host bathroom efficiency.

by NotYourBusiness138 January 16, 2021

Precember

Precember is the period in November after the Thanksgiving holiday (US) but before December actually begins.

Precember is part of the Christmas season but technically not in December.

Black Friday is also the first day of Precember!

I wait until Precember to put up our Christmas tree. Before Thanksgiving is just too early.

by 7grain November 27, 2021

Precious

A girl who loves chocolate.
She even calls herself chocolate syrup.
If you meet a precious she has to be the most caring person you'll ever meet.
She has lots of jokes which she thinks are funny (someone should tell her they aren't funny).
She always has a smile on her face to brighten up people's day. If you know one......
Keep precious close
😎🌚

Precious is my friend's name

by thathotweirdo🌚💫 August 4, 2022

prect

to intentionally cause offense to somebody

they constantly prect their neighbor by playing loud music

by forty acres June 30, 2023

Peel Precedent

Referring to legendary, late British radio DJ John Peel, the case of the man playing vinyl at the wrong speed (ie. 33rpm at 45rpm or vice versa). The Peel Precedent is often invoked by DJs to excuse their own mistakes. Traditionally, there were three possible outcomes of such a mishap:

1. Peelie would stop the track about 30 seconds in, fluff a jocular apology and then play the track again at the correct speed
2. Peelie would let the track run to its conclusion, then admit his error (or ignorance - a lot of his vinyl had no indication of the correct speed) while arguing that it sounded good at the wrong speed anyway
3. In rare cases, Peelie would let the track run to its conclusion, argue that it sounded great at the wrong speed anyway, and then play the whole track again at the correct rpm, inviting listeners to draw their own conclusions with regard to its quality.

I messed up while DJing last night by playing Plastikman at the wrong speed, but i invoked the Peel Precedent and got away with it. It sounded just as good anyway...

by Charlie No4 December 15, 2008

Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.

I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!

by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017

pushin out precious

Birthing a child.

"Yeah, she has been in labor for 10 hour, but I think she's finally pushin out precious."

by dooberdanger April 15, 2009