Patched

Midwestern slang term used when you or a

buddy have put your vehicle into the ditch; hitting THE patch.

"Be carful drivin' out dere tonite' de roads are a bit slick! Gimme a call if ya PATCHED her good bud, I'll come give ya a tug!"

by ((55;$)3?:! October 16, 2020

Patchy

The name given to someone who has a really patchy fake tan.

Person A: Aye patchy, nice tan!

Person B: C’mon it isn’t that bad!

by Itoldyouso May 22, 2021

Prachod

A sexy Indian individual. Usually the person who has a lot of “girl” friends. Not girlfriends. He is usually known as chod and has quite the massive chode. He believes chess is a sport and has a head shaped like a triangle. He’s a god at video games and can cross up everyone in basketball. Especially people with the name of Anthony or Braydan.

Man, I wish I could pull as many females as Prachod.

by perkss November 23, 2021

Patchito

Patchito is a annoying person and is kind of like the f word and b word as well as n word as one

shut up you patchito

by Patchito March 3, 2022

patchmade

a song by THE GOAT xaviersobased.

"you heard that song patchmade?"

by weilandfan23 on ig September 28, 2023

Beta Patch

(n) An item that causes mass hysteria for no good reason. Also linked to Hershey squirts, acne, facial hair, hemmoroids, addiction to Tony Bennett tunes, Rosco P. Coletraine-like laughs, and fever in laboratory rats.

Did you get the Beta Patch?

by NCRacer July 18, 2003

Puka Patch

Instant in-the-water ding repair for surf and stand up paddle boards.

Don't let a ding snake your wave, puka patch it!

by Sunny Jam October 3, 2011