Posedian

The weapon aka girl that can change ur entire life with just her presence who can make u the king of the world

For me it was someone who changed me but never came back

Saatvik -Rishika u r my posedian
Rishika - Yea babe 😍

by Ghumshuda ashiq January 28, 2023

Poled

Having excruciating pain in the genital area after colliding with a cylindrical object (a.k.a. a water bottle)

Did you see the VTuber who got poled on stream by a water bottle?

by Fiiian August 12, 2024

Poved-it

When the speaker in a conversation is oblivious that the topic has either bored its recipients to the point of violent suicide, or offended an audience into a murderous rage.

"god, did you hear him waffle on about those cats? It made me want to put my head in a blender; he totally poved-it."

"Mate, he poved-it, the father of the bride, had to take the microphone off him because he upset all the guests!"

by peregrin25 August 14, 2024

poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.

Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork

by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023

Pokedex Gooning

When someone has the goal to have every fetish. Kinda like filling a pokedex to 100% but with fetishes instead of pokemon. Get help.

Jerry why the hell are you wanking off to someone (put some batshit insane fetish here)

Dude im trying to get every fetish. (pokedex gooning)

by jhgfjghj January 15, 2024

Pooed air

Alternate terminology for a fart.

Oh oh! Pops just pooed air. Clear the room!

by Youpac November 9, 2023

poxidi

a man that love little children

bro this guy is poxidi!

by mewhenwhen April 20, 2024