The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...
You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.
by Haywood Jablowme Ben Dover August 20, 2023
by Owengay69 October 2, 2022
Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"
by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021
Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport
by thatfootballguy12849 January 15, 2022
While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 12, 2017
The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.
I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.
by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014
When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.
OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!
by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023