Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2
Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix
Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime
Vinnie- idk I might be hungry
Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime
Vinnie- idk I might be hungry
by The Liberian February 28, 2025
Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"
by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021
by Owengay69 October 02, 2022
A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.
Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.
by NeoNeologist February 01, 2024
When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.
Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023
When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
Where the hell is Portland Texas
by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023