Portland Trail Mix

Shit piss period blood and semen mixed into you significant others drink while having intercouse and watching Ted 2
Vinnie- bro I just had some Portland trail mix

Jackson Howell- yummy leave some for me nextime

Vinnie- idk I might be hungry
by The Liberian February 28, 2025
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Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.
Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021
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Portland three way

A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.
I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.
by Owengay69 October 02, 2022
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Portland Pickle

A well-formed human defecation, or turd, left on a sidewalk or other inappropriate public space. Often found in cities with large unhoused populations, such as Portland, Oregon.
Sara was dismayed to find a Portland pickle on her morning run but equally impressed with its length and girth.
by NeoNeologist February 01, 2024
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Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.
Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.
by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023
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Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
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Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about
Where the hell is Portland Texas
by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023
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