Definitions by UknowhatImean

portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.

OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!

portland unicorn by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023

Donking 

Wasting time/promoting ridiculous shit

Hey Chris! what's shaking? Ah nothin I'll be donking around town today.

Donking by UknowhatImean July 17, 2016