Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"
by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...
by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021
by Owengay69 October 02, 2022
When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
Where the hell is Portland Texas
by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023
When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.
Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.
by JoNathan 89 February 17, 2021
The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 26, 2020
by billy joe bob-bob October 06, 2019