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poonanigans

A game in which participants are awarded points for performing sexual acts with members of the opposite sex. Players are only able to get one "score" from one person.

foreplay = 1 point
sex w/ non-virgin = 2 points
sex w/ virgin = 3 points
sex with someone 50 years older than the player is awarded the persons age
multiply points by 3 for threesom and so on
-1 point for super slutty skutters
the game ends when a player impregnates the opposite sex or is married.
"You ready to get in some poonanigans today?"

"I sure am lets call up some skutters"
by Benito Sanchez May 27, 2006
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poonanner

The female genitailia
syn. Puuty tangt
Stop being such a poonanner and kill that hooker!!!!
by Matt July 20, 2004
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Indian Boobs. Usually on males.
Dude,check out the Poojans on him.
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poonani feather

A feather used to tickle poonani as means of a pleasureable sensation.
Ashley slapped will when he tickled her with his poonani feather.
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Poonjap

A term of contempt developed over the internet, probably meaning:

"Stupid Japanese Person"

"Stupid Person"
You roflemstamfag poonjap joo s lmao!
by larstait October 15, 2003
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PooJabber

1. Someone who jabs at poo using there finger or other parts of the anatomy.

2. Ishmael

3. Sword or light saber of fluorescent poo used to jab at other humans.
When Ishmael saw poo in light saber form, ready to jab him in parts of the anatomy, he fled from the angry mob of poojabbers.
by Danny Watkins June 2, 2010
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poonami

Synonym for female ejaculation derrived from the words poon and tsunami.
I saw this girl stick a curling iron in her poon basket and when she orgasmed it was a poonami.
by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005
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