Pokemon

1)A show on TV that consists of a guy with his little yellow pet thats always on top of him doing weird stuff to him. Children tend to watch and endore the sight of this stuff... parents supersion required, your son sometimes well cum out with his fishing rod sticking out and his hand on his pokeballs which r dangling below his waist

2) a game where kids get together and play with cheap paper cards. they also have there pokeballs hanging out... but now there fishing rod is in somthing else...
1*)MOM- hey jimmy, lunch is ready!
JIMMY- ok mom, let me finish watching pokemon... i am rubbing my fishing rod up and down and wacking my poke balls just like ash bang'em does!
2*)jimmy put that back in your pants. we ain't using your pokemon fishing rod today.
by ICHEWEDHERUP!! April 05, 2010
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the lowest pieces of crap i have even come across should be wanked on the destroyed and chuck into the daed see for fucks sakes
by Sammi D a.k,a Sam Dudley January 03, 2005
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"That damn pokemon ripped me off!"
by anderz May 23, 2008
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pokemon is a pretty cool guy eh catch pikachu and doesnt afraid of anything
guy 1: yo nigga u wana play some pokemon and catch some pokemen
guy 2: lol k
guy 3: yo niggaz up for a threesome?
by wat do i write heer November 13, 2009
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a virtual world where 3-feet-tall creature thingys jump from out of nowhere. the thingys are also called pokemon. usually 6 to 8 year olds get infected with the pokemon disease, but not always. it wears off at age 9 or 10 or so. can be played on multiple controllers.

made by nintendo.
Ralph: i just got this new game for my DSi

Jonathan: whats it like?

Ralph: every few times i walk in some grass, an ugly thingy pops up out of nowhere! you don't even see it on the screen! its called like pacmutts or something.

Jonathan: oh you mean pokemon.

Ralph: yep that's it
by madthunderpie August 01, 2012
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1.Pocket monsters, a anime show/game/movie/merchandise that started in japan quickly spreading to america.
2. topic that will quickly bring the HP chat room to arguing about who has the better pokemon avatar and who called it first.
3. GHEY!!1
andrewski : and btw, haunter was the best ghost ever
LlamaKing_ : fuck no
LlamaKing_ : gengar > haunter
andrewski : fuck yes
NewbPal : ghastly is teh c00lest!!!
andrewski : haunter>gengar
by Gyver February 02, 2005
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A show where children around the world waste their lives watching animated kids trap innocent, mutated, magical animals in balls the size of their fist. Many of the kids in Japan experienced seizures when watching an episode with thousands of bright red and blue flashing strobe lights causing many with brain damage and some in the hospital.
Pokemon: An immortal kid catches innocent creatures and fights them
by Ash is immortal September 25, 2015
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