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Plate Bae

If you go to a party, and you fix a man a plate, and you’re not related to that man.

For the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship.
There she goes fixing a plate for that loser, Frank.
I'll bet she doesn't even know all she is to him is his plate bae. As soon as he's finished, he's gonna kick her out and call up her best friend. Watch!

When I moved into an apartment, this little girl who lived across the hall knocked on my door and presented me with a plate of cookies. She totally tried to Plate Bae me!
by Noir January 8, 2017
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river plate

"Club Atletico River Plate".Is the most succesful argentine team of the 20th century.It has achieved a record of 33 championships(2008).It´s the only team in argentina´s professional football era who had won three leagues in a road, three times.It has always helped the national team by givin up players of high excelence such as gallardo, ortega, aimar, crespo, sorin, burgos, among others.
by nestor14 February 9, 2009
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piss on a plate

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.
by T-Biz July 20, 2006
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Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.
The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.
by Nettled October 10, 2003
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plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.
Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"
by Ricksen June 6, 2009
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inflated and plated

Term to define a parked vehicle that is technically not an eyesore. Stems from the minimum standard required to keep a vehicle in your driveway in Troy, Michigan. If all the tires are inflated and the car is plated, it meets the requirements of Chapter 82, Section 302.8 of the Troy Property Maintenance Code.
Dave's cars are far from collectors' pieces or even rough-around-the-edges daily drivers. Dave's more of an 'inflated and plated' kind of car owner.
by cytto August 11, 2020
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Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.
Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.
by Ryunoku July 15, 2023
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