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Family Picnic

An orgy of four or more consisting of only family members. Usually a generation gap is included. When only immediate family is involved, a more descriptive name is Sunday Family Picnic. The phrase originated with a man and woman from Porto Rico who had group intercourse with their daughter and 2 sons. A newspaper article covered the story and called it a Family Picnic as the euphemism because they actually had canceled dinner plans with their friends to have "dinner with their children." There was food involved, but the details were not revealed.
"Hey Mom, lets go have a family picnic again; uncle Rob is in town. He can't wait to see you and Dad! I'm starving!"
by Juge October 27, 2008
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Croatian Picnic

Sex act involving a woman licking mustard off a man's scrotum, then eating a whole kielbasa out of his ass.
Svetlana was really drunk and she gave me a Croatian picnic... it was totally weird!
by tijdickson May 6, 2011
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texas picnic

What every other state calls a "BBQ" we Texans call a picnic. This has lead to much confusion and mouth watering for Texans unfortunately outside their state who are traveling to a so-called BBQ. The usual menu at such a "BBQ" is hotdogs and burgers.

Apparently anything that's put on a grill suddenly becomes "BBQ."
I was invited to a BBQ in california. I showed up expecting sausage, brisket, tasty things.

Turns out it was a texas picnic. I got veggie burgers, hotdogs, and normal burgers.

QQ.
by MightBeATexan August 4, 2010
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Sex picnic

Taking someone into the woods for a picnic with having only intentions for sexual intercourse.
A nice picnic having sex with Emilia Clark (Sex Picnic).
by Anonopotomus May 31, 2015
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Puerto Rican Picnic

The inner container of a box of wine (i.e. the pillow shaped device inside the box)
Dude, lets get a puerto rican picnic and head down to Gonzales beach and get wastead
by KW "shady" March 2, 2008
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Picniker

Someone who uses the website www.picnik.com and edits photos and designs collages using words and effects.
Sarah S. Is a way better picniker then Mac. J . Her Edits are Way better then Mac J's :) now if she'll only believe it...
by :) :) snickerdoodle44 April 3, 2011
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Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.
Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.
by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014
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