perma-period

A condition existing in women, consisting of a state of constant irritation and an excessive amount of anger. usually directed at males that are in close relationship with the victim.

PMS symptoms that don't seem to go away.

your girlfriend is always so mean to you. she must have perma-period.

by fliggs January 1, 2008

Anal period

When you've been drinkin' well liqour and Schlitz for days on end and you finally have to take a shit. When you sit down on the toilet and your asshole explodes with straight nasty brown liquid. Nothing solid, just liquid shit splatter all over the place.

Hey girl, I finally got my anal period today!

by Mr. McGigglepuff November 30, 2011

hot period

Spicy period that has hot chilli pepper and is contagious to all thottt in the land. Some would say “ damn did you see Jennifer she’s s p I c y “

#guy one: “Susan got a case of the spicy last night and John didn’t know what to do”
#guy two:” s p i c y”
Hot period: a period above 25 degrees

by Hot whamen November 26, 2017

Double period

When your period is so late that you have it while you’re having your next period causing it to be twice as bad

“Omg I’m 30 days late, I’m gonna have a double period”

by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021

5th period

shit

I hate 5th period

by no reeal name, just me February 15, 2022

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

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