Jell Pen

A pen that is usually a fun, out of the ordinary pen color. They are wet when you first write with them but once the ink dries they are amazing. Some come with a hint of sparlke in them so the ink turns out shimmery. Elementary school teachers like to grade papers with them. Little kids go crazy over them. They make anything look more exciting to read and they can write on black paper and look snazzy.

"is that a jell pen?"

"heck yes its a jell pen, why do you think i got an A on my report?"

"woww. i need to get some of those!"

by Gl!tter January 8, 2009

Oil pen

A gift from god. Perfect for getting high discreetly. Works well for getting high at school and gets you fucked up.

Stoner: yo I just ripped my oil 5 times and now I can’t breathe properly

Friend: yo what the fuck we’re IN CLASS stop hitting your oil pen

by Lana bitch April 19, 2019

pig pen

1) A city known for heavy police activity.
2) A cop station
3) Denny's

Eagan is a fucking pig pen.
A car just left the pig pen.
Shit, Im not eating at a pig pen

by Apexaiwa April 19, 2005

Pimpin Pen

To Pimp pens means that you are writing something.when this term is used it usually means someone is writing raps

I'm working on a album.I'm gonnaa go and start to pimpin pen

by Big Bodie April 27, 2006

pen slut

Someone who is obsessed with fancy writing implements and typically uses a different strange pen every day or even every hour.
You can often tell a pen slut by looking at his/her desk: if there are more than 20 Pilot Hi-Precisions, PhD retractables, Marvy Sparklers, and/or fancy souvenir pens, that's a sign. Also, if you ask a pen slut to borrow a pen, he/she will likely rummage around for a Bic ballpoint rather than allow you to use a masterpiece such as his/her Y&C Gell Extreme 0.7 with teal ink.

I am a pen slut; on my desk at work, I have three five-compartment pencil cups that hold a total of 84 pens. My favorites are the Marvy Gel Excels and the San Fran one with the moving cable car in the barrel. No you CANNOT borrow them.

by creaternity May 1, 2006

Pen Monster

An invisible pen monster that steals all your office pens and then hands them out to other people round the office to chew on.

When you are on the phone and can't find your prized pen because the pen monster has eaten it.

by KimberleyLovesPenMonsters April 26, 2007

vibrating pen

a pen that vibrates
generally advertises phrases such as:

Discovery Channel
"discover your world"

or more commonly known

TRY ME!

BarbAnn: guess what im doing right now with my pen

Mo De Marfo: oh dear. pleasing your toe?

BarbAnn: OMFG YOU ARE CRAZILY IN TUNE WITH MY BEING! BECAUSE THATS WHAT IM DOING!

-or-

Bingoboo: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.

Checincugra: -looks at discovery channel vibrating pen- So thats what they mean..

by Celine a saur September 9, 2005