peeing on the wheels of progress

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

Peen Peen

A penis. A cock. A dick. A dong. A wang.

You put the peen peen in the poon poon.

by Junkrocka May 12, 2008

teeney peeney

A small or tiny penis.

Is it cold, or do you just have a teeney peeney??

by Royce G. Garrison October 23, 2004

pedonecrobeastaphiliac

one who has sex with dead baby animals
(more commonly known as necropedobeastaphiliacs)

Tom was at the zoo because he heard that the baby elephant had been born dead

by GrayFox474 April 29, 2004

pee on it

make sure you pee, everywhere,on yourself, and on the person you are laughing with.pee on the objects that are funny too.

make sure you bring extra undies everywhere because a peable moment may arise. (in fact they most often do)

"oo joswa that joke was peeeeee"
"natwa, i peed on that women"
"pee on it tesswa"
"ericwa, i pee on you"
"oh my god shanswa. peeeeee"

by Natwa June 9, 2008

Peen-head

Some one who is "addicted" to penis, dick, cock, you know. Someone who gives alot of head or handjobs or just likes 'peen'.

Do you know Allie? Yeah why? She gave 10 guys head! WOW WHAT A PEEN-HEAD!

by KORT-KNEE March 26, 2009

Peeing with a Kick

A phrase pertaining to quick masturbation. Typically used when someone is in the bathroom for longer than required for a standard "Number 1", though a bit too short to assume it was "Number 2". One could infer that he / she was "peeing with a kick". This time frame is usually between 2 and 3 minutes.

Josh: "That was either a really quick dump, or a massive piss."

Michael: "I bet he was just peeing with a kick."

by Joeff August 14, 2010