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Pedo Paranoia

The belief that everyone and everything related to sex or sexual urges that makes people uncomfortable is pedophilia. A moral panic similar to satanic panic and the red scare.
"Wow, did you hear Jack is dating Lily? She's only 21! He's a pedo!"

"I think that's just pedo paranoia talking."
by lordathe November 12, 2022
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Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing
you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.
by KF3917 December 3, 2011
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pedo anarchism

Pedo anarchism is a social and political movement that seeks to abolish all age of consent laws, and to destroy all adultist beliefs.
by Bro 2012 May 10, 2023
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Pedo Menu

The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.

Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.
You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)

So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.
by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009
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Gay pedo

An attractive or creepy older gentleman 18+ who sexually assaults, rapes, touched a little boy for his own pleasure.
I am a gay pedo and I rape little boys.
by Pedoman February 16, 2019
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Pedo-ball

Its the only pedophile ball in existence..... its a tennis ball.
The Pedo-ball likes touching people in the nuts... hard...
by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008
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panto-pedo

A person or character who, whether purposefully, or by accident, exhibits characteristics (physical or otherwise) usually associated with a pantomime villain. And could seem to have a particularly sinister interest in children.
Dave looks like the child-catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. He's such a panto-pedo!
by Widowtwankey October 22, 2009
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