Patterson

A person that wheels broadies and gets with chicks. They snipe ginos, and get crushed every weekend. They also could donkey punch kids in the back of the head that think they're a "fatty god"

Man, Patterson is so lucky. First he gets the game winner in last night's hockey game. Next he gets with the hottest chick at school. wow. he's my hero.

by domer17 May 23, 2008

Payter

A loud, often annoying, sailor who has a tendency to spray his food on someone.

Always chooses boats over brunette, sexy women.

Alternatively, someone who is mildly autistic.

"payter is cleaning out someones poop deck again"

Person A: Dude, that sexy, brunette chick just asked out that guy and he rejected her!

Person B: He must be a payter...Poor guy.

by Alejandro_czechoslovakia February 10, 2010

male pattern baldness

When your hairline has taken too many L's, and recedes away into nothingness entirely.

Male Pattern Baldness is common in adult males over the age of thirty or so.

by SagelyPerson September 30, 2015

Paterno Inferno

The act of having anal sex with hot sauce as a lubricant (condom on the junk of course; for safety), and keeping it a secret until confronted. Then admitting you did it under duress. This is usually followed by being fired from your job.

Too bad it wasn't Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky getting it on in the shower, or they could have avoided the Paterno Inferno all together

by Joe "MMMilano" Pa November 10, 2011

Paternity

A term often associated with African American females in the search to find da baby daddy and receive dat child support.

"Yo Shoniqua, you need to go on the Maury show to get a paternity test and find out who your baby daddy is!!"

by DNA test September 15, 2013

patterson

noun

A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt. Patterson from the "Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi war machine.

Patterson, take out that tank!

by Number J July 21, 2008

Paterson, NJ

City in Northern New Jersey, located in Passaic County, in which it is the county seat. Third largest city in New Jersey with a population of over 150,000 people. The city is mostly Hispanic with a large Dominican, Puerto Rican, Colombian and Peruvian population, also large Black, Arab, Turkish, Caribbean, and, Italian population. Founded in 1792, as the nation's first planned industrial city, by Alexander Hamilton, the city is know as the "Silk City" for it's large amount of silk mills around the Great Falls.

Paterson, NJ, is a large city near NYC

by OmegaBlue June 24, 2006