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pane job

When a man lies down, face up and a woman places a pane of glass over his face and craps on it.
Last night Lindsay gave me a liquidy pane job.
by Nicholas Steven Hinch April 9, 2005
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Panera

Establishment where food and bagels are overpriced. Parent's think panera. The food is great though at panera.Chuckie Cheese were their kids can run around and play with everything in the store. Customers are retarded because the buy grill cheese and Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches for five bucks because they are too lazy to do it themselves. Also you can't ever find a seat since they are always busy.
Employee 1: We are so busy at panera all the time I am going to get a manager because we need some help

Employee 2: I'll stay up here while you get a manager

Employee 1: Hey can you help us we have a line out the door

Manager: Sure be there in one sec.

Employee: You stood around and did nothing when I asked you for help. What kind of manager are you? We all work hard while you just sit around. You are never here and we always get complaints from customers We are a team here but you don't know what that word means.

Manager: I am your boss you have no right to speak to me like that. Please stop causing a scene in front of the customers and how I run my store is none of your concern.

Employee: (Shouting) You know what I quit. I'm not dealing with this bullshit anymore. Now I know why people are always quitting it's because of people like you.

Manager: All right everyone please get back to work.

Employee's: No we won't. ( Everyone is smiling)We quit see you later and you'll know how it feels to have no help.
by Badassslayer November 24, 2007
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big paneer

The name given to a person who drives an in-your-face car, most usually in Diamond White with large alloy wheels. They generally drive like idiots.
I just saw a big paneer in a White C-Class Coupe fly past
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Panera

A stupid resturant that overcharges their sandwiches and drinks. There is always an hour wait because the lines are to the door. Half the time they screw up your order because their employees can't fucking read. The cashiers are rude and never get your order right. right free Wi-FI isn"t that great cause you can never get connection.
Girl 1: I going to broccli cheedar soup.
Girl 2: That's best soup there.
Girl 1: What I have to wait 30 minutes because you ran out.
Girl 2: That's messed up you should your money back
Girl 1 : They should have a back up Iam never coming to this establishment again
Girl 2: Yeah panera has the worst customer service I've ever seen in my life.
Manager: wait come back here's your refund.
Employee: Their gone you stupid fuck
by Badassslayer October 7, 2007
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Panifco

Description of a sexy married couple, whom everyone is jealous of.
Wow, look how Panifco they are.
by sodabitch March 17, 2009
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Panelopolize

Verb. To monopolize a panel's alloted time, so other panelists are unable to present their work or participate.
"How'd your presentation go?" "It didn't. The guy who went first panelopolized the entire 50 minutes."
"A panelopolizer and a q&ahole make for a perfect storm of conference assholery."
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