spunk puddle

A wet spot or area of semen, usually found on a bed or table top.

Shit, I just rolled out to my own spunk puddle!

by $ure $hot November 13, 2016

Tummy Puddles

Upon conclusion of intercourse, one removes his sword from the tunnel and releases tummy puddles on the opposing partners stomach.

When I was just about to finish, I pulled out and gave her some tummy puddles.

by @SlickNick911 February 06, 2015

Puddle penis

Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick

Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis

by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019

Puddle of Puke

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.

Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!

by Mercana November 21, 2013

queef puddle

(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants

Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.

by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014

Fudge puddle

When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self

"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"

by Dick whettie spaghetti March 17, 2017

Nut puddle

A big load of semen.

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!

by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018