puddle rabbit

an unattractive women.

The other day while I was walking to class I saw the nastiest puddle rabbit.

by Brett Erickson February 13, 2007

Puddle penis

Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick

Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis

by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019

Puddle Pussy

A vagina that produces a large amount of lubrication. Usually because of the loud squishing sounds during intercourse or masturbation.

"Be careful, Jenna has a puddle pussy. There's no way to be discreet when you two have sex."

by Christian Carroll September 15, 2017

puddle of bitch

a way to describe a really sweaty female

I'm so sweaty, you know if you wring me out you could point to the floor and say look! puddle of bitch!

by carlamg June 12, 2007

Puddle play

It’s that thing where you wait for flash flood alerts and then to do butt stuff in the water

Bro, did you get that flash flood alert? Should we go puddle play?

by Craigopolis July 30, 2019

rolling puddles

It is a term used in crystal methamphetamine-smoking circles. Street names for Crystal Meth include ice, glass, speed, etc. When you load the product into your oil burner to smoke it, you have to carefully introduce the glass bowl to heat, like a lighter or butane torch, every time to want to hit it. Once it is hot enough, the solid drug in the glass bowl will momentarily become a liquid form. You then have to move that small amount of liquid drug side to side slowly by rotating the piece--"rolling puddles"--to avoid burning and wasting the drug if it just stays in one spot.

Once the glass piece cools, the drug in the bowl begins to crystallize and reform back into a solid. And if you want to hit it again, you have to roll some more puddles...

Kim: "Hey Pam, do you want to go clubbing tonight?"
Pam: "Nah, I'm really beat from work. I'm just going to stay home. I'm probably gonna end up rolling puddles with some Netflix.
Kim: "Hey, that sound better on second thought! I'll come over and show you my new pizzo!

by Borgata November 22, 2015

Nut puddle

A big load of semen.

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!

by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018