itchy palm

When your palm itches it usually signifies that you will be receiving money in the near future.
Right=Cash
Left=Loss of Money

When your right palm itches, do not scratch your hand for the "luck" will go away. But if your left itches, then scratch away to ward off the loss.

It also means you'll get laid by the ugliest chick and regret it the next day

"Man I had an itchy palm and I found 20 bucks later that day!"

"Man I had an itchy palm last night"

by Fishbone42o October 4, 2008

gay arnold palmer

A non-alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 pink (strawberry) lemonade and 1/2 raspberry iced tea. Based on an Arnold Palmer drink, but gayer.

I wanted a gay Arnold Palmer, but they were out of raspberry iced tea.

by a. n. o. nymous April 27, 2008

Palms Up

Origin - North Woods, WI adjective. pronunciation> palms - up. Definition - To pass out off of a bar stool at 8 a.m. after partying for 11 hours. After passing out, the subject is laying face down in a watery pile of boots. The subject's arms are at his/her side with the wrists bent as such that the palms of his/her hands are facing up. After some debate, this state of affairs is said to be an S. O. S. from the passed out subject. Saying non verbally that "I am done, please help me to bed."

1) That kid partied so hard after we got home from the bars we found him palms up in the morning.

2) Hey, what are you doing tonight? Wanna get palms up?

by TeePeePee February 12, 2010

Palmaphobia

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?

Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.

by dudeafraidofpalmtrees March 15, 2020

Palmala Handerson

In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation

brian: "Hey do you have a date tonight?"
sean: "Yeah, with Palmala Handerson!"

by CDJM January 13, 2008

Arnold Palmer

(1): A half iced-tea half lemonade drink created by the Arizona drink company. You can find them at most 7-11's, just ask the Muslim guy working there.
(2): A sexual act where, preferably a guy, palms the head of an individual, and soon gets into a rhythm of pulling the head towards his (or her) crotch, leaving a 50/50 mixture of jizz and saliva in the overjoyed victim's mouth.

Friend 1: Did you hear what Gavin did over the weekend?
Friend 2: No, what?
Friend 1: He finally got tired of t-bagging and gave Megan the good ol' Arnold Palmer. Good man.
Friend 2: Dang......I tried to do that yesterday but turns out the bitch has herpes.

by marklikeslittleboys July 16, 2011

Palmerized

The inability to use normal motor functions (walk, talk, smile, breath quietly)due to mass ingestion of alcohol. Some early warning signs are face touching and loss of balance.... just ride the wave and sleep it off.

Man I drank so much last night, I was PALMERIZED!

by Chappy Palmer March 4, 2009