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prayansh

Prayansh is a gem to find. He is calm,composed and a good natured simple human being. He is very understanding, humble and always the go to man in case of trouble. He is tall in height and has a good muscular body which is very impressive. He is easy to make friends with and as the name suggests pray-ansh, is loveable part of everyone/someone.
Call prayansh I'm in need of him!
by Nostalgicme November 27, 2021
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Loafenity Prayer

Loafenity Prayer:

God, grant me the laziness to avoid work everyday

The courage to nap for hours on end

and the hammock to do it in.
I got pissed when my wife asked me to do a bunch of chores around the house today. So I said the loafenity prayer three times and took a nap instead.
by JShakes December 23, 2009
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praying for the booty

When the booty so magnificent, you gotta get down on both knees and begin to thank God for that glorious Ass
Dude, her ass was so bomb bomb, I was praying for the booty
by Praying For That Ass May 30, 2014
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chav prayer

Our Father, Who Art in Prison
Mother Knows Not His Name
Thy Chavdom Come, Thy Shoplifting Be Done
In JJB Sports as it is in Poundland
Give Us This Day Our Welfare Bread
And Forgive Us Our ASBOS as we Happy Slap
Those Who Gave Evidence Against Us
And Lead Us Not Into Employment
But Deliver Us Free Housing
For Thine is the Chavdom
The Burberry and the Blackberry
For Ever and Ever
Innit
1 - Do you know the Chav Prayer?
2 - Is that the one about being an arse?
1 - Yeah, that's the one!
by Swinlad July 20, 2015
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Starbucks Prayer

The hand position maintained by the transporter of a single hot beverage from a coffee shop on frigid days, in an attempt to warm both hands simultaneously.
We need to take up a collection to get Eva a pair of mittens. Did you see her doing the Starbucks Prayer this morning on her way in?
by George N. Dikarnatzis October 17, 2009
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Side Prayer

The act of fisting a person by putting your hands together as in praying and inserting them in to an other person vagina or rectum
Juan: Hey did you fist that bitch?
Thomas: hell yeah i made her a nice side prayer
Juan: Nice Job!
by PapaFritaBoy April 1, 2011
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thoughts and prayers

The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the NRA.

This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.

Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.
"Did you hear? Some kids got shot at school today! Thoughts and prayers!"
"Oh my - that person is shooting up a concert! Thoughts and prayers!"
by fire breathing sarcasm June 7, 2018
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