Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.
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The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".
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Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.
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Glitter Penis wrote two full length albums, "River Offices" and "The Greatest Hits".
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"Um, are you coming on to me?"
"Wha? No, it's Andrew VanWyngarden's high school band!"
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Glitter Penis wrote great songs like Hippycrit, Sparkle John, and Dust in My Ears, Crumz In My Lap, Easy Bake, and Milk & Rice.
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"Oh. Well then COOL!"
Glitter Penis wrote great songs like Hippycrit, Sparkle John, and Dust in My Ears, Crumz In My Lap, Easy Bake, and Milk & Rice.
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