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Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies"
17 year old: P-E-N-I-S
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS!
Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!!
17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.
by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 2, 2019
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Pengston

It is a way of taking peng to the next level and is a way of showing your approval for something .....
'that person is sooo pengston'

' how was that party at the weekend'
' it was pengston'
by lici5467 January 16, 2010
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Penis Monkey

The act of surgically attaching an 8+ inch male Homo Sapien penis to a monkey, (preferably a chimpanzee) and then dubbing said monkey a "Penis Monkey".
Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!
by Johnny Asswipe IV July 9, 2020
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Trump Penis

A penis that is orange and has a shitty cut thats probably from Super Cuts.
Girl 1: He had Trump Penis!
Girl 2: Ew that shits disgusting!
by konvviii February 9, 2017
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strep penis

when a man receives oral sex from a women with strep throat, the reaction from the bacteria causes a fungus on a mans pee pee. be warned, be careful
I have strep penis because she had strep throat when she gave me head
by All natural Snapple March 21, 2010
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Sports Penis

When a man's shaft and balls become small and shriveled after participating in an athletic event. Just another great example of the adaptability of the male genitalia.
Guy 1: Dude I have some serious sports penis going on right now, my weiner is almost invisible.

Guy 2: Yeah man, that sucks. Hopefully no chicks see that, you would have to drown yourself in shame.
by stalegreen May 10, 2010
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Glitter Penis

A band that Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT formed in high school with friend Dan Treharne.

Glitter Penis wrote two full length albums, "River Offices" and "The Greatest Hits".

Their songs are extremely creative, hilarious, and unique.
"Hey man, have you heard about that band Glitter Penis?"
"Um, are you coming on to me?"
"Wha? No, it's Andrew VanWyngarden's high school band!"
"Oh. Well then COOL!"

Glitter Penis wrote great songs like Hippycrit, Sparkle John, and Dust in My Ears, Crumz In My Lap, Easy Bake, and Milk & Rice.
by EmGeeEmTee February 21, 2011
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