Absence Patheticism

When you spend the first 3 seconds of any conversation not knowing what is going on.

Sorry it took a while to respond, I suffer with extreme Absence Patheticism at times.

by MimiWit August 25, 2017

Melodram Patheticism

A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.

David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."

by VaporKay September 27, 2023

pathetiquette

(n.) the pitying manner in which one ought to treat a pathetic person

M: (choking back tears) My girlfriend just broke up with me...
A: Whatever, she wasn't that great. You'll get over it.
M: Dude, where's your pathetiquette? I'm looking for a little sympathy here!

by HAug March 14, 2009

Pathletic

Someone who is truly awful at sports. A pathetic athelete.

Marion is pathetic at any organized sport. She's such pathelete. She's pathletic.

by SpelledWithaW September 12, 2013

pathetisad

The act of being pathetic and sad at the same time.

Wow. Daves reached a new low , that rusted out chevette is pathetisad

by Sluttymouth December 22, 2016

Pathotic

Appealing to one's emotion in social or political discourse. From the Greek "Pathos, Pathotikos" meaning "suffering, emotional"

The senator's pathotic speech contained little practical value in regards to race relations.

by Aaron The Terrible June 28, 2021

Pathletic

A pathetic athlete. A person who has no talent for sports. a person who sucks at sports.

Dude, you are pathletic!

by flaviomatamoros October 17, 2008