Back Office Bitch

A term used by USAF Security Forces members. Generally refers to a female who has guzzled enough spuzzle to secure a lax desk job.

POSairman1-"Whatever happened to that new cunt we got on flight a few weeks ago?"
POSairman2-"Shes a back office bitch now. If you need her I think shes under the commander's desk."

by pat790 September 2, 2010

office staff

n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.

If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!

The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.

by gnostic1 October 10, 2010

box office smash

When you take a shit so massive the toilet gets blocked.

Originating from 'box' being used to describe a toilet - ie shit box.

Jethro: Wow dad I can smell that from my bedroom!
Dad: Right on Jethro, I just did a box office smash!

by gold member October 4, 2005

Back office monkey

B.O.M for short. An employee of a financial service firm who pushes paper ie: does cost accounting, settles accounts, etc. This employee thinks that by becoming a Chartyred Financial Analyst, they will move to a more glamorous front office position and make more money. B.O.M's are easily placated by free donuts or pizza.

Douchebag and Lion are both destined to be back office monkeys for Harvey Industries.

by freshwoman June 30, 2005

office envy

Related to Desk envy. A patient suffering from office envy will when walking into an office of another company feel overwhelmed with a sense of envy. He or she will be found staring or touching the large well- proportioned desks, big round, beautifully curved meeting tables and soft shaggy carpets.
Having seen these large, massive desks, curved tables and soft carpeting he or she will be thinking about them all the time and comparing them to their own smaller, uglier and bad-proportioned office, leading to office envy.

Herb clearly suffers from office envy, every time he walks into a client's meeting room he forgets about the sales and can't keep his hands off the furniture.

by WorkVitamins March 13, 2008

baap of box office

Person who Rules Box Office and has almost every record in his name.

This Title is given to Salman Khan

Salman is Baap of Box Office.

by Wickedmind May 12, 2019

Officerwifeism

To be a lazy women who reverts back to 1950's ways and expect to be pampered.

To congregate and bitch about meaningless shit

Playing your husband's rank card.

Being hated by every other women due to the fack that you think you're better....when really...you're the wife.

1.

Lenora: Do you think we can ever just order lunch at the club quickly?

Helin: Not with all the damn officerwifeism going on today.

2.

Customer:"I need to have my bag returned,because I ripped it."

Worker: "Sorry Mam We Can't Do That"

Customer:"Do You Know Who I Am?"

Worker: "You're not gonna get my sympathy with your officerwifeism."

3.

Jane: So, since I am taking you to show you around the area today...how's about we go to the food court?

Kelly: As long as I don't see or hear any officerwifeism,i'm game!

by Dependant February 28, 2010