when a couple that hates eachother so much and want to stab eachother in the neck with a steakknife are together. invented by dane cook.
dane cook: i hear the nothing fight in the next isle. i hear mumbles and grumbles.
man: mhmm mhmm mhm sjsadm mmhmm
woman: zzzzz care zzzzzzzzzz care. ... care.
dane cook: so i go watch the nothing fight in the next isle
man: I ASKED YOU, DO WE, OR DO WE NOT HAVE JELLY IN THE HOUSE?
woman: i dont even know jelly. i even get hives when i look at jelly, i dont even know what jelly is, what is jelly? i dont even care.
man: mhmm mhmm mhm sjsadm mmhmm
woman: zzzzz care zzzzzzzzzz care. ... care.
dane cook: so i go watch the nothing fight in the next isle
man: I ASKED YOU, DO WE, OR DO WE NOT HAVE JELLY IN THE HOUSE?
woman: i dont even know jelly. i even get hives when i look at jelly, i dont even know what jelly is, what is jelly? i dont even care.
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