Wanker notes

The contents of a porn magazine

Wanker notes. "I'll now go home and practise my adagio"

by Øystein72 April 23, 2008

High-note

Noun. Slang. It’s a stoner singing. The high part is the stoner after smoking weed.

That stoner singing sucks! Yeah that’s why it’s called a High-note!

by B-rizzle June 23, 2019

Jew note

A note written on your arm or hand in lack of nearby paper to write on. So called because of the practice of tattooing prisoner numbers onto wrists in Nazi concentration camps.

Alternatively, the jew note can be used as a memory aid.

Sheiße! I shouldn't have used the permanent marker to write my jew note of groceries yesterday, it will look like I'm trying to cheat on the exam today.

by titfink October 30, 2011

crib notes

Notes written on the hand, arm, or leg to assist in cheating on quizzes and exams.

I couldn't remember the formula so I made a crib note on my left forearm.

by Bart Simpson April 30, 2004

spark noting

the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.

Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.

by fbrueogfwborudjc May 18, 2009

dick notes

Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.

Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis

by Dicknotes January 27, 2015

post-it note

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.

Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!

by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008