Nonce

Someone who enjoys touching little boys and girls.

I don't want candy, you nonce

by Cvleb March 22, 2019

Noncore

When a band doesn't waste your time by going off stage to come back on again a few minutes later for an encore.

"The Stone Roses were great. They played for nearly two hours and didn't prat about with a noncore"

by Minor Threat 27 June 11, 2019

Nonciest

Nonciest, meaning the most nonce out of a group of people.

Nonce, Noncier, Nonciest

Karen: Steve you are the nonciest person I have ever met! I now have full custody of the kids and I’m taking them far away!
Steve: Karen, NO!

by nonciest April 17, 2019

noncebucket

A noncebucket is a way of insulting someone. It is a bucket full of nonces. Therefore the person you say has a nonce bucket is a major nonce.

Lad burn it ye mush bag daaa owns a noncebucket the dirty neek.

by Wet wipe April 17, 2019

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it

two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.

by polarco September 26, 2019

Nonce

Gus is a nonce
He likes little girls

Oi look at gus, what’s he doing with that little girl? HE MUS BE A NONCE!

by GusIsNonce October 9, 2019

Noncicle

A complete nonce / something that's noncy

Katherine! That behaviour is very noncicle!

by gus3000 December 4, 2019