netjerking

When computer networking goes bad. When trying to set up a computer network, you encounter several unexplained problems, troubleshoot by pulling out (jerking) a lot of cables around, you learn a lot about the network, but in the end you're unable to solve the problem in the time alotted. It is very frustrating. It's a low-brow humorous euphemism for an analogous male sexual act. Both are exercises in futility which may be fun and consume energy but produce no practical results.

Netjerking is a lot of fun but as usual accomplishes nothing.

My buddy and I spent all afternoon netjerking in the computer lab.

The client had me running around the building netjerking until my arms were tired before giving up for the day.

by warp9pnt9 November 22, 2009

netter

A person of questionable intelligence or an act of stupidty.
See also corky

He pulled a real netter by stepping in front of the bus.

by Dennis October 21, 2004

Netherworld

The most active person on eax.

The best hacker ever

by Netherworld February 26, 2005

nezzerd

No; Negetive answer.

Kyle didn't want any pizza. When he was asked if he'd like some, he responded, "Nezzerd."

by Wes Bez June 29, 2006

netherlandic

A language that is utter bulls**t

He's speaking bullshit must be netherlandic

by Thingy ma bobber December 22, 2016

Netherlandish

Something spoken in the Netherlands.

(Angry Netherlandish swear words) - Some Netherlandish person

by TheOriginalHussar March 10, 2020

netherlander

A boy who cried dam breaking!

Did you ever hear of a fable about the kid who cried, "The dam is breaking!"? Well he got his finger stuck in the dam and he drowned to death.

"I can't believe you Netherlanders."

by Pak Joong-Pil July 14, 2006