Napple

An apple that has been modified with a coating to make you sleep, but is also injected with a powerful laxative that will wake you up after fifteen minutes. Make sure you are wearing your Cinco D-Pants!

NAPPLE NAPPLE NAPPLE NAPPLE NAPPLE!

by Derrick Whipple May 30, 2009

so's your nipples

The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".

When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"

At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.

This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.

Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?

Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!

(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)

by SomeWhiteNoise December 12, 2010

firm nipples

Hard nipples that feel good when you stroke them.

Damn, bitch! I love stroking your firm nipples. They feel so good.

by J Mit April 20, 2005

nipple

The one part on a woman's breast that is forbidden from exposing in American public for fear that it will damage childrens minds forevor once exposed. Men can show their nipples but women go to jail for showing theirs.

Officer: "Young lady, I'm afraid you're under arrest for indecent exposure"

Lady: "What?"

Officer: "You're showing your nipple"

by NipplesForevor January 2, 2009

Nipple Polishing

Nipple Polishing happens right after you get out of any source of water ( Bath, pool, sea, lake etc.) and you feel the cold/freezing air/wind, what makes your nipples become stiff and solid.

When I got out of the pool, the cold wind made my nipples polished. That was a great Nipple Polishing!!!

by Alex D.(evil) December 23, 2008

Nipplehat

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.

Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”

by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

banana nipple

The first and last slice of a banana.

The banana nipples were not ripe, so I didn't use them on my cereal.

by Cam Chapman January 13, 2009