nearsightedness

adj.

Used to describe someone who looks at things biased, without taking into consideration the grander scope of things. Focusing on one point, and sticking with it, oblivious to other factors effecting the situation.

So and so blamed another person for flaming whilest that person was only defending ones self. So and so was demonstrating nearsightedness by not fully understanding the entire situation.

by Jeff560-54653 January 2, 2006

nefaria

A large country that borders Gallagher of Katieland, Kingdom of the Jews, Rabbiland, South Scrotum, Gandalf, Mongolia and the Sea of Wizards.

Nefaria has a population of 70 0000, 98% of them are tall with blonde hair and blue eyes. The other 2% are retarded.

by King of Nefaria April 21, 2007

near date experience

When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.

That guy I like kept suggesting that we go out, but we never actually did. I had a near date experience.

by ninjavee May 29, 2009

nearky

A misspelling of the word 'nearly'.

Bob: hey, are you still comming to the party?

Lisa: yeah, im nearky there.

Bob: what?

Lisa: Sorry, i meant to say Nearly there.

Bob: oh, ok.

by yourafgt April 16, 2009

nearacle

When something astounding happens, but it's not quite a miracle, it's a nearacle.

"Hard to believe I got through that speed trap going 80. It's a nearacle!"

by Billiard Instructor April 6, 2012

nearlywed

Couples with all the trappings of marriage—the home, the in-laws, the shared pets, maybe even the kids—but no actual marriage certificate.

My boyfriend and I have been together 13 years. Our nearlywed status is stronger than most marriages.

by The Queen Neen April 6, 2016

near-nut experience

When your are activly masturbating and almost nut but you decide to quickly change the porno.

I was watching amateur yesterday and had a near-nut experience so I could go to interatial sex nut porn masturbation

by TheSalts August 3, 2016