neartard

Neartard describes a person who is by all means a total idiot but has not been officially classified as legally retarded.

"Did you hear that John tried to put out an electrical fire with water?"
"Are you serious? Man what a damn neartard."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

nearbs

red headed, cocky, piece of shit. that takes gym to serious

nearbs a kid in ur school that nobody likes.

by dell no-linear May 30, 2008

Nearlyisms

When someone nearly says a turn of phrase.

When that girl said, "Oh my god, that girl's not even worth the co2," it was one of the funniest nearlyisms I'd heard all night

Dude, I really hate people that always act all p.r. and stuff

That running back can stop on a time and he's off to the races

by Beadsis September 22, 2010

Narthanan

Someone who is always high on crack but will never admit it. The always show up everywhere while they are high. It seems like there isn't a moment when they are not high.

Dude 1: "Dude, are you high on crack?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just really tired."
Dude 1: "Wow, you're such a narthanan."

by 135E2W September 16, 2014

neard

A neckbeard

Let me touch your neard honey

by lil willy on the track April 3, 2020

drink neat

Verb.
To drink a spirit without diluting it first.
Same as drinking a spirit straight.

Drink neat: Absinthe says you should not drink it neat. I take that as a challenge!

by Ziggy-Stardust May 24, 2008

anel nart

Passing gas while having anal sex or spelling Lena Tran backwards.

"Damn, did you just anel nart?!?! It smells like shit!"

"Hey, lets call anel nart and see if she wants to play poker."

by mofomo April 26, 2008