nerds like to believe that, because they don't have any friends and prefer to spend their weekends sat infront of a computer screen 'socialising' on internet message boards with other like-minded losers, they are in fact 'unique non-conformists'
sadly, they're deluding themselves
see also: geek, outcast, loser
sadly, they're deluding themselves
see also: geek, outcast, loser
nerd: donnie darko rocks. I can totally relate to the main character, I'm just like him.
me: shut up bumfluff
me: shut up bumfluff
by Fred September 25, 2004
by Some Punk April 05, 2003
Someone who enjoys sedentary persuits, for example he or she will not play football but will enjoy playing computer football. The nerd will have a high general knowledge due to the sheer amount of time he or she wastes watching television or perusing the internet and talking to other nerds. A nerd often confuses this general knowledge with intelligence, and therefore feels that they are superior to people with social skills. A nerd often listens to music with little or no rythm, such as goth or the smiths (great band though they were thanks to Johnny Marr), especially if the music contains self pitying lyrics.
Nerds often play internet computer games, and refer to people who are not as good as them as 'noobs'. This is particularly popular insult amongst nerds for non-nerds.
It is ironic as most of them are virgins, so are in fact 'noobs' in the real world.
It is ironic as most of them are virgins, so are in fact 'noobs' in the real world.
by El Watusi June 28, 2006
by Mr.Nerd_3.14159265358 February 07, 2011
Nerds: Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Almost every attractive actress admits to being a nerd
Einstein
Michelangelo
Steve Jobs
Almost every attractive actress admits to being a nerd
Einstein
Michelangelo
by Trakentus December 15, 2010
I am the definition of a Nerd: Let me explain...
As a person...I like to read....it is one of my favourite passtimes because I am an overratedgaypandaface ie...a Nerd.
I wear anything...it doesnt matter what it looks like...for example, today I wore a red sweater with a blue skirt and old granny shoes...this makes me suitable for the library club where all my best 40- 80 year old friends hang out.
I CONSTANTLY rip the movie version of the book because it's not dead on exact like man...and that is an insult to the author who poured their blood and sweat and tears and blah blah blah blahblah blah... (ten minutes later) and that's my reasoning.
As a person...I like to read....it is one of my favourite passtimes because I am an overratedgaypandaface ie...a Nerd.
I wear anything...it doesnt matter what it looks like...for example, today I wore a red sweater with a blue skirt and old granny shoes...this makes me suitable for the library club where all my best 40- 80 year old friends hang out.
I CONSTANTLY rip the movie version of the book because it's not dead on exact like man...and that is an insult to the author who poured their blood and sweat and tears and blah blah blah blahblah blah... (ten minutes later) and that's my reasoning.
Badass scumbag smoking a joint: That girl looks like she is wearing my grans clothes man! What a Nerd!
Badass scumbag popping some pills: I totally know...why is she carrying so many books around?
Badass scumbag making out with some chick: Yea man what's she talking about random movies for?
Badass scumbag popping some pills: I totally know...why is she carrying so many books around?
Badass scumbag making out with some chick: Yea man what's she talking about random movies for?
by Happyfuntime? June 21, 2009
by Timmy M April 27, 2010