Mumorpig

A way to write mmorpg as if it were being sounded-out while written.

I have a clan in this mumorpig I play, want to join?
-or-
My computer is too slow to run this mumorpig.

by Tater Tot Wojkowski November 9, 2006

Mugmo

Two words. Jason John Valdez

Jason is a god damn mugmo

by Jason Valdez December 17, 2010

muttonsqueezer

A muttonsqueezer is an unfortunate soul with no smoobies to caress.

"Lookie yonder at that there muttonsqueezer! Poor sap musta 'aint got no smoobies to put a clutch on!"

by MMarc0 February 11, 2005

muttoner

a sheep reared especially for mutton.

He has bought a muttoner.

by uttam maharjan April 23, 2011

Mutton dressed as ham

An alternative to mutton dressed as pig which means the same thing - old, usually fat, unattractive women all tarted up and looking repulsive.

"I went to ladies night at the working mens club on the weekend... there was some mutton dressed as ham I can tell you!"

by HamSandwich2 March 16, 2009

muttonstrumpet

An attractive older woman between 40 & 60 who dresses in fashionable gear, is sohisticated and still has the x factor

'she's getting on a bit, but a real muttonstrumpet.' Possible 'muttonstrumpet' Madonna

by Dick Shone 'Arry October 18, 2003

mutton face

a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.

Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and he pissed himself!

by Jr Black January 19, 2009