Mustard plug

The crust left on the end of the eurthera after sex that makes pee go in several directions simultaneously.

"She got mad when I missed the toilet, but she calmed down when I told her I had a mustard plug."

by Helpful guy. April 13, 2014

eating a burger with no honey mustard

basically you eat a burger with no honey mustard. its sad!

eating a burger with no honey mustard is a sign of disrespect... You should never do this as its illegal. ILLEGAL!11!!q1

by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

mustard plug

a totally kick ass ska band that no one has heard of. if you ask people if they listen to mustard plug, they look at you as if you had the word "dumbass" stamped on your forehead.

i love skanking to mustard plug!

by spartan73 April 8, 2006

Mustard On A Turtle

When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.

"Mustard on a Turtle is like giving a blowjob by condiment proxy"

by Colonal Mustard December 1, 2009

nut mustard

Slang term for sperm , jizz, cum , etc

She had lots of nut mustard with her man sandwhich

by King of Porn October 25, 2003

Butt Mustard

The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.

Hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of Butt Mustard there.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 13, 2004

Mustarbating

The act of masterbating while using mustard as a lubricant.

Tommy got caught mustarbating on Tony's bed, he was using dejon mustard.

by TuckerB1 January 9, 2006