Mump Mania

When you go Mumping in a graveyard and try to get as much as you can before the authorities arrest you

"Your honor in my defense I broke my Mump Mania streak"

by Premuium June 20, 2024

Mumpnapping

When you kidnap a special needs person to go Mumping with

"I got caught Mumpnapping that autistic guy down the street."

by Premuium June 20, 2024

Mumping

A combination of Gumping and Munting, to be precise, going munting with your munt buddy being on the border of retardation.

I went mumping with Penelope yesterday
Isn't she retarded?
Not quite

by NewDare June 22, 2024

Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR)

"Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.

"He just ran through three walls of 500 meter thick iron walls! I don't understand, why is he doing this?!"
"HE HAS IT! THE.....Mumpumpsis Rodentitis (MPR). Nothing can or will stop him from getting to the gym to pump."
"W-W-W-W-WHAT'S THAT?!!"
""Mumpump-" : The urge to go to the gym and pump.
"-sis": Action or process.
"Rodent-" : Gnawer, one who gnaws.
"-itis": Inflammation of an organ
"Mumpumpsis Rodentitis": The inflammation of an organ that causes the one who gnaws to be in the process of getting urges to go to the gym and pump.""
"HIDE THE CHILDREN!! HIDE THE WOMEN!! MUMPUMPSIS RODENTITIS IS COMING!!!!"

by chucklung January 9, 2025

mumpty smitch

a stupid bitch with mumps

what a mumpty smitch

by mumpty smitch January 10, 2025

Mumped

When you lose your job because of DOGE. It is a decision made by Musk and Trump (Mump) that ends in a negative consequence. Typically these decisions are made without much research or concern for the impact to Americans.

I worked for a Christian NGO and was recently part of a major workforce reduction due to the Executive Order cutting foreign aid through USAID... I got mumped along with 100 of my colleagues who all were called to help the most vulnerable around the world.

by NALD25 May 6, 2025

mumfish

Lure (someone) into a date by omitting the fact that you're a single mother, only to reveal it during the date.

Lads, I was mumfished again tonight! That’s twice this week!

by FishermansDelight June 14, 2025