pearl monocle

When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.

After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.

by chowderlap August 5, 2008

Mobocracy

Government System in which decisions are taken by a (possibly angry) mob

California recall shows that California is a mobocracy.

by Alejandro Perez December 29, 2003

beer monocle

When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened.

Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.

by Gavine July 13, 2006

mississippi monocle

this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.

"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"

by bobmanob March 11, 2009

Moocher

One who asks or takes from someone's food or money I.E. french fries, money, pretzels

The moocher wouldn't leave me alone until i gave him half of my cookies.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

Moocha

Someone who is a pest or is being annoying

“Stop being a Moocha!”

by Chsucksass December 15, 2017

Monocultural

Monocultural society excludes external cultural influences and practices only the traditions of one culture, usually a very undiluted society.

I'm Monocultural not Monoracial, it's the opposite of Race /Monoracial in general , we don't identify with race, it's a social construct after all.

by Spokentruth November 29, 2019