chowderlap's definitions

pearl monocle

When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.

After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.

by chowderlap August 5, 2008

pearl eye patch

Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle

After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.

by chowderlap August 4, 2008