Slow Motion Potion 

This is another name for sizzurp, or codeine/promethazine syrup. The use of this concoction originates from the big H, Houston, Texas. It will have you feelin' fine.

Who tryna lean and sip that slow motion potion ya'll?

Slow Motion Potion by SecretApothecary May 5, 2012

monkey motion 

A lot of needless, senseless, non-value added activity; use of this expression should invoke images of a monkey masturbating on top of a boulder.

"You need to quit all that monkey motion and get a goddamn job."

monkey motion by maxaminus May 10, 2009

Dick motion

The amount of physical force required to make a contusion on the forehead region of a friend or significant other with a dick. However, can be of neither. The perfect wedding night gift.

A) "Yo ma negra, what's that big motha fuckin red mark on your forehead?" - Mike Hawk
"My boyfriend hit my forehead with enough dick motion to cause dis mark, what a motha fucking wet back!"

B) For those ladies who woke up in Vegas with a mysterious mark on your forehead that looks like a dick: The man you had fornicated with effectively utilized dick motion as a means of using his dick to brand you.

Dick motion by Red forehead November 7, 2009

Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture 

Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.

"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'

"'Yes, dear.'

"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."

-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)

Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006

slow motion 4 me 

To dance in a sexy manner

Hey baby slow motion for me

slow motion 4 me by Everett Ingram June 29, 2004

Matrix Motion 

The feeling or sensation a person gets while standing in an upright position on a train between when the train is coming to a stop and when they are about to get off; The leaning movement caused by someone standing on a train as it prepares to stop; A motion made by a member of the court or judicial system that seems so bizzarre, it seems to be a statement that could only be made in the Matrix and/or, makes the person talking seem like they were from or could have been to the Matrix.

Person 1: Yo dawg, I was on the yellow line and got that Matrix motion.

Person 2: For real?

Person 1: Word.

Lawyer 1: Did you hear that, is that person crazy?!
Lawyer 2: Yeah, I heard it, he/she just made a Matrix motion. We'll see what happens next.

Matrix Motion by Dude2.0 March 5, 2010

Planetary Motion Sickness 

When contemplating the speed and rotation of planets leaves you dizzy or light-headed.

Thinking about how fast the Earth is moving right now gives me Planetary Motion Sickness

Planetary Motion Sickness by atomshifter October 23, 2017