Morale Vortex

Someone who cant see the lighter side of life. Glass half empty kind of person who's whole goal in life is to suck the morale out of every person they meet. Usually the one finding a problem when there isnt one....

Shit dude, stop complaining, you're a flippin morale vortex you are.

by mikeythatsme April 13, 2010

Miracle Plug

Baby pacifier

baby pacifier is a miracle plug

by samwise13 August 17, 2012

Miracle Beer

A beer you didn't know you had until it was ALMOST too late.

Man, I thought I ran out of beer. I happened to look behind the milk and I found one last beer, the miracle beer.

by MickeyESA August 29, 2015

miracle on two legs

A girl that has tits and an ass that only a goddess would have

Allison is a miracle on two legs.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters July 4, 2016

Miracle Poo

When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.

You were quick mate, are you sure you wiped?
Yeah mate, just had a miracle poo.
You lucky bastard!

by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017

morale drive

A hard drive containing "morale". Used by deployed military in areas where internet is scarce or unavailable. Typically contains movies from last year, though often will contain porn as well. Often kept hidden amidst enlisted members, as command typically believes morale to be "unprofessional"

"Any chance we can get better porn on the Morale Drive?"
"What? Aren't the bootleg movies we bought from the locals good enough?"

by Thatguynels22 March 3, 2017

Monacle

When a person where’s this type of vision magnifier they are destined to soon have a dislocated shoulder by no means of nature. It is a term commonly used in the mills.

Person one: aye moe how yhu dislocate your shoulder?
Person two: I had a monacle on dummy

by 60millsboi May 29, 2019