Mommy moist

When a single mothers vagina gets wet from when a single man plays with or is nice to her kid.

Watch out bro, If she sees you playin' with her kid she'll get all mommy moist for your ass. The next thing you know youll be the new daddy. Single Moms always give it up to dudes that are nice to there kids.

by Chuck G January 29, 2008

Moist

To be referred to as moist is to say you are ill informed or have said something idiotic or embarrassing.
Moist can also be used to describe a situation or occurrence. If someone is faced with a circumstance that is particularly displeasing it's also acceptable to say something like 'rahh that's moist'.

'I've got no friends man!'
'Allow that your bare moist'

'I can't man I'm going to my parents wedding'
'Moist'

Thats moist / Your moist / or if you want to be harsh simply just say...Moist

by ntmm March 22, 2010

Moostomp

Noun;

Large ePenis

Verb;

1. The act of Mooing and Stomping at the same time.

2. The act of a group trampling a solitary individual.

(Moostomped, Moostomping, Moostomper, etc...)

Like, zomga, your sword is almost as bigs as Moostomp's.
Moostomp: "Moooooooo" Stomp!

by Moostomp May 23, 2007

Moist McGilton

the sensual insertion of ones tongue into the eye of another.

not only did she kiss me, she gave me a moist mcgilton.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

moisture packet

Another name for the vagina. Also used to descibe a man that is being a pussy.

Phil will not come with us tonight because he is being a moisture packet.

by blake88 April 6, 2006

Moisturelieser

Any lotion or moisturizer that promises to firm up the skin and ease the look of cellulite and flabbiness. It is an industry wide lie that these products will eliminate one's cellulite or firm up sagging skin.

I told Sara to stop using the moisturelieser because there is no way that stuff will make that cellulite on her thighs go away. She needs to go to the gym.

by FASH1976 August 22, 2009

Moist-Oyster

A damp to completely sopping women's reproductive organ.

Damn fucker, I'd like to tickle her bean while I go tonsils deep in her moist-oyster!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015