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fluffy monty 

A professional who lacks the experience and education for their role. Generally uses buzz words and intimidation to conduct business.
They filled the new sales position with a fluffy Monty, we are screwed.
fluffy monty by Cayobrittany January 13, 2021

Doing a Monty 

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.
Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!
Doing a Monty by Man_5 September 6, 2013

two heart monty 

a character or other entity in a video game with dangerously low HP.
The last boss wrecked him. There's no way he makes it much further, he's a two heart monty.

The Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle

Chaos Contained = Pressurized Motion

Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle
noun

Pronunciation:
AN-gree MON-tee PY-thon MO-tor EN-jin PINK floyd PRIN-suh-puhl

Definition:

The idea that strong emotions or wild creativity become destructive or useless if immediately acted on or suppressed, but powerful if intentionally contained.

The reason yelling online achieves nothing, while albums, movements, jokes, and laws change the world.

Chaos that learned how to wait.

Synonyms:

“Let the turbine spin”

Don’t go kinetic yet”

“Sit in it first”
“I was about to rage-post, but then I remembered the Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle and went for a walk instead.”

“That album worked because it followed the Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle—pure emotion, perfectly contained.”

“Bro, you’re violating the Angry Monty Python Motor Engine Pink Floyd Principle. You need a container.”

Money Hoe 

1. The best kind of hoe to be. A person who is highly motivated to earn income and is dedicated to multiple sources of income, often at the expense of personal or social relationships therefor has no time for your bullshit.
Sorry, I can’t come over. I’m busy being a MONEY HOE.
Money Hoe by Food With Monica January 29, 2023

dark money 

Dark money is political campaign money that is not identified with it's contributor.
The big oil company used dark money to elect a candidate who would serve their interests.

No knew the big oil company contributed to the campaign because it was dark money.
dark money by quesondriac January 20, 2014