Monsterdew

monster energy drink and mountain dew combined to make a mega energy drink

Why do you have so much energy man? Dude, i just had monsterdew!

by I3igIVIik3 September 1, 2010

Monster Dancing

Slang for grinding, often used at frat parties. See: grinding

Fratboy A: Hey, did you see Jewfro Monster Dancing with that blonde chick?

by Robot Jefferson September 29, 2010

Monster-Word-Dick

being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.

Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.

by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013

Monatophobia

The fear of dying alone

Me (on my deathbed): Hey, what's your greatest fear?
Me again (on my deathbed) : Monatophobia

by NSlushy August 15, 2019

Monster energy drink

Monster energy drink is an energy drink with 140mg to 160mg+ of Caffeine and B Vitamins. Monster used to cost $2.00 dollars. Then it went up to $2.50. Now it's anywhere from $2.75 to $3.00+. Stupid inflation! Like even Venom energy drink went from $1.00 to $1.25. Buy Gold, Silver, Gallium, Indium, Tin, Galinstan, Bismuth, Copper, and even Aluminum foil if you want to make Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The value of metals are going up.

Tony: This Monster energy drink is great!

*Drinks Monster while casterboarding (riding a casterboard).

by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

Underpants Monster

The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.

Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)

Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!

Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!

Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.

Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)

by AKKKHMED May 30, 2009

Park Monster

An individual who regularly uses hallucinogenic drugs in suburban neighborhood parks.

"That Cunningham kid is becoming quite the park monster these days..."

by BekVicious December 18, 2009