Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)

Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

molester

a man that touches and tickles penises

jack: stfu
man: tickle tickle bitch
jack: MOLESTER ALERT

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

pennywise the dancing child molesting rapist

bob gray a man who loves fucking kids formally known as pennywise used to be called pennywise the dancing child molesting rapist he has a knack for kidnapping kids and skinning them before injecting his clown dick inside them

duck and cover kiddos *unzips pants and claps kids*
AHHHH ITS PENNYWISE THE DANCING CHILD MOLESTING RAPIST

HEHEHEHEH LET ME RAPE YOU pennywise the child molesting rapist proceeded to skin them and do what ykw look in the first bit of this stupid fucking definition

by NIGGERFUCKER67 December 9, 2025

sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze. it will always be watery and will shoot into your eyes

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020

Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)

I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.

by Djentile March 10, 2019

Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017

Mannequin molester

They like to grab Koles mannikins tits after dance and fuck a tall hot bitch named Cynthia when they get home and have a really big Marilyn Monroe poster looking at them

Girl 1:Some creep grabbed a mannikins tits at kohl’s

Girl2: oh yeah that was the mannequin molester

by Ohfr June 21, 2022