Monopoly

A board game created in 1935. It is most commonly know for a long ass time to finish. While the game uses fictional money it, in no ways, prepares you for the out side world. It is seconded only by uno in tearing apart the very fabric of friendship and families. It also changes its look more often then the president dyes his hair. Some times it's Disney themed and other times you are trying to take over the known world or like New Jersy. The board game doesn't even have that great of roots as it is based off a city in the Garden State. ITS BASSED OFF A DRY CITY, THAT MEANS NO FRICKING ALCHOL. Most adults find it impossible to play a full game of Monopoly with out alchol. The game also uses small metal game pieces, you know those things that are always taken out of people in Greys Anatomy? It's those.

"Hey do you want to play Monopoly? "

"Oh, hell no. "

by Willywonnka October 13, 2017

monopoly

An evil game leading to nothing but family wars and flipped game boards. Money and pieces end up everywhere. The youngest sibling ends up sobbing. All hell breaks loose, as this game was designed by the devil himself.

The family never spoke to each other again, for, they played monopoly.

by Chaos monkey August 1, 2018

monopoly

a word used in place of sexual intercourse. often used in social setting between 2 people in order to talk openly about sex without having anyone else know.
we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

we didn't really feel like going out last night...we just stayed in and played monopoly.

by .yki November 17, 2019

Mococoa

Resfrío que presentan las personas luego de una noche de trabajo, donde las temperaturas tropicales normales descienden a un grado menor al esperado. La limonada frappé y la falta de buen abrigo actúan como catalizador de la Mococoa. Sintomaticamente hablando, la Mococoa podria generar palidés, somnolencia y perdida parcial de la voz. En casos aislados, alucinaciones de tercer grado y pequeños viajes astrales.

Sorry man, the GPS is talking to me, I think I got the mococoa...

by Krisnamerk November 18, 2019

monopolar

Adverb form of Monopoly

During monopoly last night, he made a one heck of a monopolar move to win the game

by Asian Persuasion 13 October 30, 2019

Monopoly

A big company I don't like.

The school system has a monopoly on fuckwits.

by bakedkookies November 3, 2019

Monopoly

It's a game played by a group of people called moderators AKA mods
players must play the game when xQc starts his stream the game needs total attention!
while every TTS is raping people's ear

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mod1 paid mod2 800$ cause he landed on his hotel

-Felix: mods mods MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

bro we playin monopoly

-here use this earplug

by MrBaggieBug May 1, 2020