Missouri marshmallow

When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.

“I don’t want you to burn your tongue babe, heres a Missouri marshmallow”

by Capt. KW June 17, 2025

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Missouri Mud Pie

The act of one removing their false teeth and gnawing on one's rectum with their gums.

I'll tell ya Jerry! Ole linda popped them chompers out Tuesday evening and gnawed on my butthole like a hungry beaver who got his teeth knocked out!

Best Missouri Mud Pie I've ever had!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 19, 2025

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Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.

"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.

by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025

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When a person playing Uno with a group of peers or family molds the cards together into one long thick rod and shoves it down their urethra to hide their cards. This strategy is used by extreme competitors to win the famous card game. It is recommended you are a season vet of sounding before using this strategy in the heat of battle.

Our Mother was mortified when my brother used the Missouri Butter Churner to win Uno. Our dad was impressed by the resilience he demonstrated.

by Supertwinkanator3000 January 20, 2026

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