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Missouri Wind Tunnel

The act of farting into a woman's vagina, then sucking out the fart air and then blowing the fart air into her mouth.

Extra Credit: To have the woman fart into your mouth for the complete cycle.
Claire wanted to try something new, so I suggested the Missouri Wind Tunnel. Needless to say we completed the cycle.
by J.A.P November 1, 2007
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Willow Springs, Missouri

A city full of druggies, pregnant teenagers, and child pornography collectors. The city is pretty rural with a hometown theater and a post office, there is a school with probably the worst staff out there they're racist, homosexual, and judge-mental. The ethnicity of this area is mainly incestuous rednecks, and the occasional black person.
The motto here at Willow Springs, Missouri is, "Incest is Wincest."
by F. K. Willow April 23, 2018
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Missouri Chocolate Cake

While your partner is giving you anal cunninlynguists one deficates in the partners mouth, then inserts their penis into the partners mouth until they cum
Last night while my friend was at work I stopped by his house and gave his wife a missouri chocolate cake.
by Sanchez delo January 3, 2009
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Missouri Moon Pie

You or a close friend hangs ass out of passenger window of moving vehicle.....moons an unsuspecting pedestrian or vehicle while taking a shit.
Dave gave that van a Missouri Moon Pie and now owes me a car wash.
by philosobrad May 13, 2009
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Missouri Hot Pocket

when shave your pubic hair and place it into a girls vagina, then you sneeze into her vagina and she then quiefs out a hairball.
Last night me an amy did the missouri hot pocket
by Hyilainwaffle June 5, 2022
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Eugene Missouri

never throws parties, 20 good people, but everyone else Is fucking lame.
Where is the place that cant throw parties? Oh Eugene Missouri? Ya that's right
by Russellville Rules!!! March 31, 2019
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St. Joseph, Missouri

Shithole of Missouri, overran by tweakers and sluts that hoe themselves out for dope
Let's go to St. Joseph, Missouri to get some meth, we can get some there, St Joseph always has meth.
by Missourishithole July 25, 2018
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