Minneapolis Miracle

When you cum in your girlfriends ass and she still gets pregnant.

Dis right here is a Minneapolis Miracle, I stuck in your ass and you still got pregnant, you betcha, don’t ya know, ope!

Minneapolis Miracle by KruegsSizeDigsGreggy January 18, 2020

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Ohio Miracle

After a decade or more of being married you get a blowjob from your wife.

Hey Guys, last night my wife got drunk and gave me an Ohio Miracle!

Ohio Miracle by Scotty stigs July 16, 2017

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St.Patrick's Day Miracle

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

St.Patrick's Day Miracle by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

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meep-city miracle

A Hail Mary attempt from 99 yards out from Rising-Sun quarterback Styx, to Rising-Sun wide-receiver Schism to win the Ares-Kai vs. Rising-Sun Game 7.

IT’S A MEEP-CITY MIRACLE HERE IN NEW ENGLAND!

meep-city miracle by nova1093 July 10, 2023

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The Miracle of Life

The original shock video. A horrifying film that has terrorized millions of high school students across America and has undoubtedly contributed to the rampant rise in male homosexuality. Could be considered the prequel to 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I saw The Miracle of Life in health class today, and I like men now.

The Miracle of Life by T.F. Norman October 16, 2008

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the miracle never happen

What Phoenix Wright from the Ace Attorney franchise says during the bad ending of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All. In said ending, he never sees his assistant and friend again after his guilty client got acquitted.

Phoenix: The miracle never happen... Maybe it wasn't supposed to... Because a miracle is something that doesn't exist

the miracle never happen by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE March 2, 2021

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Five Minute Miracle Diet

1. To take a dump; poop
2. What to say when "blowing mud" is not appropriate

"The coffee's starting to work; time for my Five Minute Miracle Diet."

Five Minute Miracle Diet by Bravochimp July 28, 2004

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