middle school crisis

Like a mid-life crisis, except you're in middle school. Typically had in 7th grade, but can occur throughout middle school.

"Daniel, I think I'm going through a middle school crisis..."

by himynameisxtd January 5, 2017

Middle school

Most pointless years of your life. Skills are learned that you probably won’t use in life. No worries about going to hell. You already are in hell. Kids do stupid stuff to be cool. You have the worst 3 pictures in life. Basically middle school leads you to your depression. Just run away to Antarctica.

“ Middle school is a living hell.”

by Tillie_1115 May 22, 2018

Middle Class Kardashians

People who act like and think they are Kardashians, but lack the funds.

We are pretty important, but good thing we are just. Middle Class Kardashians, If we had yachts and boats and planes, one of us would be dead.

by LizzyGlo June 14, 2020

Middle Finger Newton

Originally named Newton, aka Middle Finger Newton, discovered the force of gravity when he was doing an experiment requested by the Science teacher. He threw his iPhone 12 Pro Max from the classroom and the phone landed in the swimming pool in the school. He also has a very long middle finger, and always shows it off to others. He is a professional in taking photos at the very right times.

(Interviewing Middle Finger Newton)

Interviewer: How do you feel after discovering the force of gravity?

Middle Finger Newton: (shows off the length of his middle finger)

by Donald Biden November 25, 2020

middle school toilets

the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.

eww, that middle school toilets smells like old eggnog and fart bombs!

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Middle Child

-least favourite
-ignored
-often unknown
-only noticed when in trouble
-gets hand me down items

That mother is ignoring that child instead of the other 2 that are not listening! That must be the middle child.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

middle school

Full of snobby popular girls who bully you if you dont fit into their 'group', disgusting lunch, at least 2 annoying teachers, tests you hardly studied for (because you would rather listen to music than study), the 'that one kids', and first boyfriends/girlfriends.

Middle school can suck sometimes, but I get by

by Loserette from Loserland January 5, 2022