microsoft painted

To a digital artwork that looks painted with feet.

Microsoft paint was the paint app included in Windows 1.0 with very basic tools.

"whoaaa what's that? Did you Microsoft Painted it ?"

by P3laton3 April 10, 2017

Microsoft Meme

Best (worst) person ever

Guy 1: u know Microsoft Meme?
Guy 2: yeh, he da pinicl od Dank Meme

by Bobeo Ross September 7, 2017

Microsoft Teams

Am I audible? Is my screen visible?

Microsoft Teams is used for brain harassment of students

by VTheVir February 18, 2022

Microsoft Internet Explorer

a web browser that downloads chrome. otherwise its fucking useless.

i just used microsoft internet explorer to download google chrome

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022

Microsoft Teams

A glitchy, broken, and laggy app developed by sadists at Microsoft as a tool to torture anyone and and everyone who works in IT.

Fuck Microsoft Teams

by Weeamiku March 4, 2022

Microsoft Windows

1.)
Many
Idiots
Cant
Recognize
Obvious
Signs
Of
Fucking
Trash
-or-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Smoothly..

2.)
Make
It
Completely
Realize
Operating
Success
Or
Fucking
Tell
-us-
Why
It
Never
Decides
On
Working
Satisfactory!

3.) terrible operating system commonly associated with crashes, freezes, & viruses.

4.) cheap crap that never works.

5.) term used to describe worthless trash.

guy_1; "this computer keeps crashing!"
guy_2; "did you buy anit-virus software?"
guy_1; "yah! i installed it yesterday!"
guy_2; "oh, well there's your problem.."
guy_1; "what?"
guy_2; "it's running Microsoft Windows, so it's cheap junk that always get viruses & causes headaches."
guy_1; "dammit! i knew i should have bought a Mac or installed Linux!"

by Yooski February 28, 2010

Microsoft Nicknames

Any of the numerous nicknames applied to one of the most disgusting corporations on the planet, along with its founder, Bill Gates (collectively known as Billysoft).

I'm sick and tired of getting Microshafted, Microscammed and Microfucked by Billysoft (aka Micro$oft M$), from Microsludge (e.g. Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder) to brainless Microslaves and loud-mouthed Microsoft whores, from phony pHilanthropists with bad haircuts to black$Mail! (P.S. These are all examples of Microsoft Nicknames, which offer a powerful clue to GET A MAC.)

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007