mersh

Adjective
Similar to weak or lame

Means that something is a disappointment, not what you expected, a worse situation than you'd wished for.

"You have to work this weekend? That's mersh."

by summer October 5, 2004

Mersal

That one friend.

You know mersal that one friend.

by Mersal December 28, 2016

mersey marsbar

a turd floating in the river mersey

oh look, that guy is swimming right into that mersey marsbar, i hope he's hungry.

by karlitto December 22, 2008

Mershaq

Half mermaid, half walrus, and half Shaquille O'Neal.

I missed the bus, but just then a mershaq appeared and gave me a ride to school.

Thanks Mershaq your the best!

by iplaywithsquirls February 1, 2008

mersh

A retard (a person demonstrating a lack of common sense and acting retarted)

An almost acronym used in some public school systems for Mentally Retarded Severely Handicapped

Don't be retarded, man, I swear you're such a fucking mersh!!!

by spn300mike April 4, 2007

mersaydes

A big slut that steals everyone's man

Make sure you keep your men away from a mersaydes

by Person10945 December 12, 2016

Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007