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The McCarty Swipe

When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your ass.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I just pulled The McCarty Swipe instead.
by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009
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Paul McCartney

An elefantine clitoris; a penis with no balls.
A: Hey, did you score with that chick last night?
B: You wouldn't believe it, when I got her pants off, she had a Paul McCartney! I had to get out of there!

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I thought the bouncer at that bar was tough, but it turned out he was a total Paul McCartney. He was afraid to break up that fight!
by lilchicken September 6, 2011
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John McCane

Someone who doesn't know how to spell John McCain correctly.
It's John McCain not John McCane dumbass
by Kevin Esser April 15, 2008
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McCain

An adjective that describes someone or something as egocentric, vainglorious, full of bad judgments, hypocritical, whiney and grumpy. "McCain" combines stubborn with ill-temper. Variants: McCainiacal, McCainiac
My neighbor chewed me out in a rather McCainiacal fashion for letting my grass get too high.
by Shiningcity May 1, 2008
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Joe McCarthy

United States Senator during the 1950's. Began a personal crusade against communist agents in the US government, leading to highly publicised television trials of political and entertainment figures, blacklisting of people in these fields for involvement with left-wing organisations, and a general paranoia about Soviet infiltration of US life called the Red Scare.

McCarthy started the entire debate by caliming at a public meeting that he had a list of 137 'card-carrying Communist Party members' working in the State Department, which he waved at the shocked crowd ( This later turned out to be his laundry list.); The number changed over the next few months, during which time he and his aide Richard Nixon stirred up massive controversy over the matter. Finally, when McCarthy claimed that the US army was 'soft on Communists in its ranks', his momentum decreased as several talented legal speakers tore through the basic premises of his arguments.

His nickname was "Tail-gunner Joe", not beacuse he served this position while in the USAF in World War Two - He was in fact a radio operator - But because he was a homosexual.
Mjr. Frank Burns:"Hey, who drew fangs on my picture of senator McCarthy?"
Cpt. B.F.'Hawkeye' Pierce:"What do you mean 'drew'? Aren't they his own?"
by D F Stuckey April 13, 2004
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McCandless

A person of unusually high intelligence, particularly relating to science, math, and beer.
"I should pull a McCandless and stay up all night drinking, and THEN take the test"
by Ms. February 28, 2008
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Jesse McCartney

Very hott singer, actor and singer. He is a gift from heaven and his new single Leavin' is the best song ever. Who doesnt like obviously has no or bad taste in music!!! I wish he was my bf!
OMG I luv Jesse McCartney and his new single Leavin'. *drooling and staring at his pictures*
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