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Arranged Marriage

It's like being forced to choose between like moldy cheese or sick flavoured ice cream even though you want the actual good ice cream
Damn I only had two crappy options to choose between for my arranged marriage
by koogi woogi April 30, 2020
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gay marriage

A right that should be given to gay couples.
Straight couples have the right to marry, there's no reason why gay couples shouldn't.
by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2005
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gay marriage

Gay marriage is the marital union of two human beings of the same sex.

It is looked down upon by many Republicans and Christians because they believe it is "unnatural" and that the homosexuals could become straight if they wanted to. That is a lie because homosexuality is just as natural as heterosexuality, and they are born being gay and they cannot control it.

Homosexuals are people, too. Saying no to gay marriage is the same thing as saying no to interracial marriage. It is basically racism, even though homosexuals are not a race. It is discrimination.
Love is love, people. Gay marriage should be legal everywhere.
by Kathleen the superhero June 17, 2006
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Gay Marriage

Why the fuck does anyone even care as long as they are happy? How does it affect you at all?
Gay Marriage should definitely be legal.
by Amillover April 16, 2006
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marriage

1) Something that can be both heaven and hell.

2) The end of hourly or daily sex.

3) Most extreme form of torture to a guy who constantly gets laid.

4) The end of life and fun.
1) Husband, "Honey, can we have sex". Wife, "Should have thought of that before we got married, No".

2) I gave up my days of having a new woman every day for the never ending hell of having the same one forever.

3) Kids, just say no to marriage.
by Mr. MD January 26, 2007
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marriage

When you finally find someone to beat your wood for you.
Because of marriage I don't have to masturbate anymore.
by Keneto May 24, 2016
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gay marriage

When members of the same sex want to marry. They should be allowed, but George W. Bush is hobophobic (though he probably had some gay relations in college when he was all fucked up on cocaine.)
Only homopobic people are against gay marriage. Those same homophobic people go on to say that it goes against the bible. But here are a few quotes from the bible...

"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." (I Corinthians 14:34-35) ---- AKA. Don't talk you bitch!

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything." ------ AKA. We need to be slaves to our husbands!
by Square October 10, 2005
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